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Woman will pay £2000 for someone to make all her decisions

Written by on February 6, 2019

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Woman will pay £2000 for someone to make all her decisions

A woman has found making decisions so difficult she’s currently on the look out for someone to take “control” of her life and make all her decisions for an entire month.

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The unnamed woman from Bristol has shared an advert on Bark.com seeking help after having a particularly bad year.

She wrote: “Hiya, bit of a weird one I know but basically, I feel like I need someone to make my decisions for me.

“I’ve had a really rubbish year and would love for someone to take control of my life think of it a bit like a real life Bandersnatch.

“I have no idea if this sort of thing exists, but I came across clairvoyants when I was looking for another service, so I thought it was worth a shot.”

She’s willing to pay £2,000 for the bizarre role.

She continued: “I am obviously completely incapable of making the right choices by myself.

“My mum even jokes about it. It seems like every week some minor mishap will happen to me and I’m fed up.”

Claiming to be “quite spiritual” the woman admits she’d like to find a “clairvoyant or spiritual guide” that she can connect with for a month to help her get her life back on track.


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